One day at work, I was sitting at my desk. I was working at the same nine to five job I had since college, and I wasn't sure if this was truely the life I wanted to live. Then I got a text a friend. "ALERT ALERT" it read, "KANYE.ZONE IS APPARENTLY AVAILABLE." So I bought the domain and here we are.
This domain that started as a dumb joke has turned into a life passion of mine. It sparked an interest in me to follow my dreams, and become the person I was truely meant to be.
The goal of Kanye.zone is simple, to not let Kanye get in his zone. It was orginally a personal request to made us in one of his songs on platinum selling collaborative studio album, Watch the Throne, but we have taken this message to heart
Look at this shit. Just because Kanye has his fashion shows dosen't mean he's the only one that knows a thing or two about design
We don't only do beep-boop computer work. We can probably figure out mechanical stuff too
Yeah you can look at this website on your phone. Ground breaking stuff right?
Our custom 5 layer security system designed to stop hackers. JK its to keep Kanye out
The animal not the shoes obviously. They're just itty bitty Kangaroos, whats not to love
YOU WANT US TO BE LOUD? WE CAN BE FUCKING LOUD. WE HAVE CAPS LOCK. COME AT ME
Who the fuck does Elon Musk think he is? Like hes the only motherfucker that can go into space. We're coming for you Musk
How many sheets of paper went into making this website? None. Take that Trees
Here are some other things that we "did". These are real things that exist. Trust us
Hey look! It's us! This website really only exists to feed our narcissism of course our picture are here
"God Dammit why don't these motherfuckers let me up in here."
"LATT. THE DOMAIN KANYE.ZONE IS AVAILABLE YOU SHOULD BUY IT"
"Wait what? What's his zone? Why would it matter if people are in it? No I don't know the song. No I don't really listen to his music. Yes I have ears. Sir either order something or leave there's a line. No I can't give you donuts in exchange for a website"
Cashier at Dunkin Donuts
What? You think you could do any better? You have complaints? Oh of course. Fine, let us have it
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Don't Worry, this all totally works